— Daniell Koepke (via d0piie)
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
Update: can’t breathe through my nose and I don’t want to work on my English 101 essay that’s due at 2 p.m. tomorrow :(
— Jackson Kiddard (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
I miss the MAC I don’t even care about all the frat bros in there